Tuesday, July 29, 2014
I broke my own heart loving you sad-idol (via sad-idol)
Sunday, July 27, 2014
I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it. Ten Word Story (via stevenbong)

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Thursday, July 24, 2014
dilfgod:

lunawinchesterat221tardis:

mxdisonwxtkins:

vann-haal:

beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

well this took an unexpected turn

this is interesting .

PLOT TWIST

haha rape jokes are so funny

dilfgod:

lunawinchesterat221tardis:

mxdisonwxtkins:

vann-haal:

beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

well this took an unexpected turn

this is interesting .

PLOT TWIST

haha rape jokes are so funny

Go for someone who is proud to have you. Frank Ocean  (via meeresluft)

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Monday, July 21, 2014

Although it may feel as if you can’t live your life without that person you loved the most, but in time things will brighten up and you’ll be better off than before.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Anonymous said: I see your tweets and all I have to say is keep your chin up, you don't need her. besides I know a girl who would die to be with you <333

coolio thanks

Anonymous said: eat my pussy!!!!!! yeah bby >;) plsss

dont feel like flossing

phoquer said: Of course... It's not like you didn't know if my burritos were ABSOLUTELY dericious. T ^T; They're the best. Anyways! I'm Annie... or Nhi. <3 Hi.

hi! why are you talking about burritos?

Anonymous said: Someone posted you on tumblrpic(.)com and you're not gonna like it

my nudes? but I’m the one who posted them…

Anonymous said: whu is dat 1 girl u were wit yterday?

what is a girl?

jexmappelle-etherly said: Nothing, lolol :)

whaaa?

Anonymous said: Where have you been I can't even finger myself to your pictures (;

HAHAHA

Anonymous said: I heard you're going to sf, you should announce it! So we can meet you ;)

says who?

Anonymous said: You were in vegas and you didn't visit anyone? You should of least told some people... :(

LOL wait what, who are you?


ur driving me bananas

ur driving me bananas

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