Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Sunday, July 27, 2014
I broke my own heart loving you
sad-idol (via sad-idol)
Thursday, July 24, 2014
I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.
Ten Word Story (via stevenbong)
Monday, July 21, 2014
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
well this took an unexpected turn
this is interesting .
haha rape jokes are so funny
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Although it may feel as if you can’t live your life without that person you loved the most, but in time things will brighten up and you’ll be better off than before.
Anonymous said: I see your tweets and all I have to say is keep your chin up, you don't need her. besides I know a girl who would die to be with you <333
Anonymous said: eat my pussy!!!!!! yeah bby >;) plsss
dont feel like flossing
phoquer said: Of course... It's not like you didn't know if my burritos were ABSOLUTELY dericious. T ^T; They're the best. Anyways! I'm Annie... or Nhi. <3 Hi.
hi! why are you talking about burritos?
Anonymous said: Someone posted you on tumblrpic(.)com and you're not gonna like it
my nudes? but I’m the one who posted them…
Anonymous said: whu is dat 1 girl u were wit yterday?
what is a girl?
Anonymous said: Where have you been I can't even finger myself to your pictures (;
Anonymous said: I heard you're going to sf, you should announce it! So we can meet you ;)
Anonymous said: You were in vegas and you didn't visit anyone? You should of least told some people... :(
LOL wait what, who are you?
ur driving me bananas